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I wrote 我写的

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One of the guests turned to a man by his side to criticize the singing of the woman who was trying to entertain them.   "What a terrible voice! Do you know who she is?"   "Yes," was the answer. "She's my wife."   "Oh, I beg your pardon. Of course, it isn't her voice, really. It's the stuff she has to sing. I wonder who wrote that awful song."   "I did," was the answer.   一位客人转向他旁边的男士,想评论一下一位女士的歌喉,这位女士正在试图取悦客人们。   “多么糟糕的嗓音啊!你知不知道这位女士是谁?”“知道。”他答道,“她是我的妻子。”   “哦,非常抱歉。当然,事实上我指的并非是她的嗓音,而是她所唱的内容。我想弄明白如此糟糕的歌词是谁写的?”   “我写的。”他回答说。
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