A girl just like your mother
No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.
"Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to like her.
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser:
"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her"
"So,"asked the friend,"what happened?"
"Nothing,"said the young man."My father hates her!"
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