praise the Lord
Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective
buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, " I must warn you-
he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is 'praise the Lord', and stop is
"I've worked with horses all my life," said the buyer, "and I've never
heard of anything like this." Mounting the horse, he said skeptically, " praise
the Lord." The horse began to trot. He repeated "praise the Lord" and the horse
broke into a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliff dead ahead. Frantic, he
yelled "Hallelujah", and they came to a stop a foot from the edge.
Wiping the sweat from his brow, the buyer said, "praise the Lord!"