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The Addlepated Glundersnedd

Industrious and underfed,the addlepated Glundersneddresides inside, beneath your bedand waits for dusky dark to spread.He waits until your lights are outto leave his roost and snoop about,then snuffles with his snarkly snoutin search of salty sauerkraut.For pickled cabbage, steamed or stewed,or baked or boiled or barbecuedis pretty much his favorite foodand puts him in a merry mood.But if he snuffles all aroundand makes that snarkly snorting soundwithin the drawers and on the ground,and sauerkraut cannot be foundThe addlepated Glundersneddindustrious and underfedharumph-a-lumps right back to bedto snack on girls and boys instead.Of all the things that he'll ingestfrom north or south or east or westas you already may have guessedhe fancies children second best.So if you plan to keep your headthen please remember what I said:to feed the dreaded Glundersneddkeep sauerkraut beside your bed!

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