Peter Passed a Note Today
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Today I Got a Valentine
Today I Got a Valentinefrom everyone but Kay.But that's alright...I never liked her that much anyway.She never trades her Oreos.
My Sister's Name is "Seven"
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Advice from Dracula
Don't ever dine with Frankenstein;He feasts on flaming turpentine.He chomps and chews on soles of shoes,and quaffs down quarts o
The Sad Story of Tommy McTivver
Sit back and I'll tell you of Tommy McTivver,whose parents uncaringly made him eat liver.I'll try to explain, in a sensitive way
Poor Cinderella, whose stepmom was mean,could never see films rated PG-13.She hadn't a cell phone and no DVD,no notebook compute
Sleeping Beauty pricked her thumb,started feeling overcome.Probably she would have diedas the witch had prophesied,but the fairi
Frank, the Frog Collector
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I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock
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If School Were More Like Baseball
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Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day
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Dreaming of Summer
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Oh My Darling, Valentine
In a toystore
on a Sunday
with a dollar forty nine
I need something
just a dumb thing
for my brand new
Oh my darling
Ogden Myers Spun His Tires
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I'm feeling rather ragged.I'm feeling rather rough.I'm looking like I stayed up late,and didn't sleep enough.I went to sleep at
My Personal Slave
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I Think My Dad is Dracula
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I'm Feeling Rather Full Tonight
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I Bought a Maserati
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I'm Building a Rocket
I'm building a rocket.
As soon as I'm done
I'm taking my friends
on a trip to the sun.
But what to you mean
that the sun is too
At History I'm Hopeless
At history I'm hopeless.
At spelling I stink.
In music I'm useless.
From science I shrink.
At art I'm atrocious.
In sports I'm a
Brandon Branson's Backpack
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Our Mother's at a Meeting
Our mother's at a meeting
for some big, important deal,
and couldn't be at home tonight
to cook the evening meal.
She left some
Cinderella, Soccer Player
Cinderella stunk at soccer.
She was bad at basketball.
Though equipment filled her locker
she could hardly play at all.
Ants in the Lunchroom
Appearing this morning at quarter past ninethey entered our lunchroom and mustered a line.They seemed to be dancing, or whistlin
Samantha Cinderella Scott
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